The Pig Who Wore a Wig

There once was a pig who wore a wig. He danced a jig, this silly pig! He wore the wig to school one day. The kids all laughed and said, 'Hooray!' The teacher said, 'That's quite a sight! A pig in a wig? That can't be right!' The pig just smiled and tapped his feet. He danced right down the busy street. A dog in a log saw the pig go by. A cat in a hat waved and said, 'Hi!' A frog on a log began to sing. A silly day is a wonderful thing!